Sunday, 7 July 2013

Brief conversations.

my conversations with jordan are so strange sometimes. for example, today, if my mother asked me how he was it would probably go something like this....:

Mom: "How's jordan getting on? speaking to him much?"
Me: "oh yeah, alright. and yeah, almost constantly. he gets on my nerves so much. kidding. we've been talking about him removing nails from my vagina in order to have sex with my dead and mutilated corpse for the past 15 minutes."
Mom: ".......oh."

so yeah. off to turkey in an hour. fun times.

i feel really ill. like "going to be sick any moment" ill. :/

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

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