Thursday, 28 June 2012

I Heart Ice.

Today, I woke up to a text. I then had a total of 10 minutes to get up, eat and dress. I didn't make it. :P

Still, I don't think Smurf minded. Eh.
We meandered upstairs and I sprayed Keneth while Smurf visited him. He is awesome.
Gave Smurf his wallet back..... I didn't mean to take it! Honest!
Took all of the stuff for my Wall of.... Stuff and sorted through it before getting a little distracted for a tiny bit... We started it eventualy though. And we started the movie too. Holes. Yeah.
Stuff happened. But we generally watched the whole movie. Generally.
Walked le dog. That was..... Surprisingly uneventful. Though I found another alleyway in which Smurf could potentially rape me... What joy.
It was exceptionally hot outside so by the time we got back we were boiling. Obviously we did the only rational thing a couple of hot (and slightly horny) teenagers could do. Took a cup full of ice up to the bedroom. As ya do.... :P
More stuff happened. Loooots of stuff. Mostly involving cold and wet stuffles. Plus, I really am trying to become less selfconscious. Smurf is helping. I think. I do heart him muchly.
Smurf eventually drove off and left me to mourn for my loss. Sadness.
Got over that and went to Cinamons... They couldn't actually hear me knock, so I had to wait for his father to arrive. Along with Children and dogs. Both were surprisingly adorable. One of them led me to the Lodge. Practically an extra house at the end of their garden. Oh, did I mention that they're loaded? Well they're loaded. God, so much stuff!
So yeah, joked around with the guys for a long time before getting down to business, where I created a new tune entirely. Just like you do. :P Apparently they loved it. So we played it. And it worked. Hence - Made song. Twas goooooood.
Cinamon demonstrated the Children and their nicknames, which they actually respond to. My favourite was for the youngest child. Flumpy. :P Genius.
Icepops were brought to us by the child slaves. They were yummy, and gave us sugary inspiration in which to create more awesome-osity. :)
More music was played. Discussed the whole plan. Yada yada.
N left. :( So without a bassist, we sortof mucked about a little bit more with stilts and horns. (He just has those sorts of things lying around! O.o)
Made up a short song about how cocky Cinamon is ;) The lyrics are made up entirely of "I'm a genius."
Left le house.
Brought my laptop down into the bathroom, along with le mouse and relevant cables and made a nerd, comp base. :D Played portal 2 with Brilliant. It was.... well.... Brilliant. XD
Blogged about the last couple of days.
Skyped Smurf. He is adorkable. :)

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

NHM and ZOMBIES!

Arrived at school. Discussed various goings on with the bench people about their "study week" (weeks holiday) so far.
Eventually got on the bus and I sat next to the Smurf. While the others discussed the Zombies most of the way there, Smurf and I listened to music most of the time and joined in every so often.
Split from the Geologists almost immediately and ran off to the "Inside Out" exhibition. YAY! Spent most of the time discussing the evolution of humans (or lack of) with Nerd and Shelly, though we ceased the conversation for moments of great importance - e.g. Looking at the size of an Elephants Penis and talking about the fact that you could hug it, as well as looking at a Gorillas body and singing "Sexy And I Know It" and marvelling at the general spectacular-ness off the SCIENCE!!! :D (As well as the stuff in the gift shop... We are such kids.)

Wandered off to the Green Zone to look at le Dodo before travelling to the Red Zone for out Geology Friend - Zilla. Looked at rocks. And stuff. Before we travelled UP INTO THE GLOBE (while humming creepy and scifi tunes)! :D I Heart the globe. Shelly and I agreed that if we could choose, we would use it as our bedroom for uni. :P

Looked at more rocky stuffles and went on the Earthquake simulator (which Shelly had never been on :O) before taking a picture of "Science in Action".... (pouring water onto sand). :D We also played the whole of the "Big Bang Theory Theme" when in the relevant section. We looked so awesome. :D

Left Zilla to complete her sheet (we were distracting her too much) and visited the DINOSAURS!!! :D :D :D

Whilst walking along the bridge we sang "Sherlock and I know it" as well as looking at the crappy animatronics in the small dino-thingys.
Looked at the HUUUUGE DINOSAUR AND GOT PICTURES. Looooots of pictures. :P Waited for Zilla, before finally relieving those dinosaurs and scratching their noses.... YAY!
Entered the Dino shop and Shelly and I played with the dino puppets for a creepy amount of time as well as looking for adult dinosaur outfits. :)
Visited Darwin briefly in the main entrance hall and got pictures with the funky dude before travelling back down to the kiddy area to eat. Yom nom nom. Though by then we were all BOILING. D:

Visited the dino shop yet again (this time with the rest of the gang) and Zilla acquired TERRENCE!!! :D He is the most adorable Triceratops. Ever.

Entered the Cocoon, tried desperately to focus on the questions we were meant to be answering.... but the beeping cards were just too interesting!!!
On the way back down, Smurf and I pretended to be trapped in the lift. No-one noticed, which was disappointing. Though we did all agree that the Cocoon was going to be our main Zombie base, which was a plus. :P

Lost people after Cocoon, but eventually found them as they shouted at us from the staircase near the giant tree. As the heat became even more unbearable, we sat down on the cold steps in desteration. There, Zilla had her first piggy back (from Nerd) and we took many photos of our tiredness.

Le teacher a la Cook suggested we go outside into the Courtyard, which we agreed to immediately.
Ended up trying to fight with Shelly gladiator style (as the Courtyard was shaped appropriately) which was a fail to begin with (we had no weapons) and slowly became less of one (we acquired sword replacements - empty water bottles a sign of our desperation. :P]).
The grass became more and more appealing, until we were all taking part in many takedowns and pile ons with no specific purpose.... Fun. :D Had a brief game of Piggy-Back wars, before le return to the Underground Base was nigh. Raced le lift. Won. Stairs beat Elevator always. Smurf should add that to his recitation..... :P

Returned to the courtyard one last time. Though this time I was having one of my mood swings, meaning I needed to calm down, so I listened to MCR. For some reason, listening to them is like a channel for my emotions so I don't take it out on other people. Or myself. I hate that I rely on it so much sometimes. :/ But occasionally, being with my friends just doesn't help at all. :(

Travelled to the front of the NHM and moved out.

On the bus the Zombie talk became much more serious and this time I was much more involved.
Smurf gave me a present (dinosaur hand tattoos [THEY ARE EPIC]) which made me feel bad about not getting him anything..... oops.... :/
Part way back, we had a little stare off with some white van men which Smurf was captivated with. They sent us a mussage which seems to have stuck in Smurfs head: "I fucked ur mum up the ass." Isn't that nice!!! :P We were pissing ourselves. XD

So yeah. Nerd created a group on the Zombie Plan when we got back, my notifications still haven't stopped... :P

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

ALTON TOWERS MOFOS!!!

I woke up on this particularly regular day and stressed out trying to find clothes to wear and getting everything done in time while making sure not to forget everything. As I stated; regular. Turns out I didn't need to rush that much seeing as Cleugh was late but whatever. We arrived at Smurfs a little later because of petrol and missing turnings and such so we eventually set off for Alton Towers at 10.

Got stuck in traffic but the journey was generally enjoyable. Played loud music and burst my eardrums and messed about with Crisp in the back without the others noticing. It was hilarious. :P I think they were just distracted by the "chicas"..... I was distracted momentarily by a car. And some really hot guys....

Arrived at the park and walked along singing the Italian Job theme song (for some reason) while the two "little ones" ran off and acted like children. :P

As soon as we got in, Smurf checked the map (stepped on it), and we rushed off to get on a ride (not before noticing the slight governmental bias in "Torybook Land" XD) which just happened to be the Sonic Pinball  Rollercoaster thingy. Luckily Crisp was short enough. ;)
Joked around and suggested that we walk off with the huge Sonic statue at the front of the ride and just pretend we won him. :D
So yeah, Smurf and I were planning on seeing if we could make out for the whole ride, but we couldn't reach, plus we'd both probably have ended up in A&E one way or another. :P 

After that event, we headed to the X-Sector where Crisp announced he was scared of heights..... yeah. So he refused to go on Oblivion. He missed out big time, the wait was hilarious. Four people in front of us started arguing about football teams. Two for Arsenal and two for Man U. Their chants and general points were ridiculous and funny. :D Smurf and Cleugh were making everything even funnier by talking loudly about other teams and such as well as Smurf chanting something about RVP..... because he could.... :P 
At the top, as we were hanging over the edge, Cleugh, Smurf and I took it in turns to shout the following: "Crisp Bailey Pusseeeeey" at the top of our voices,,,, which amused all three of us greatly.
After that we went on Submission, which Crisp declined once again because he doesn't like going upside-down either..... ¬_¬ But still. That was good. We could hear all of the money swishing around inside at the bottom of the ride. Plus my hair looked awesome. XD

Went for food, shared a bucket thingy, before setting off towards the Dark Forest and ultimately Rita. :P
It was insane. It really is a great ride. The speed is incredible.
After we got off, Crisp shouted "That was fast!" To which Cleugh replied: "No shit, 0-100 in 2 seconds..... Just a little fast don't you think?" :P No idea why, but I was greatly amused by this.

We all wandered back, through the gardens, towards Forbidden Valley and pretended to be zombies. Got there in the end. :P
Jumped straight onto Air. Well, I say that, really we waited in the single riders queue for goodness knows how long. Had a bit of a laugh though. Smurf still hasn't told me what they were all whispering about. *Disappointed Face*. Anyways, the ride was awesome (as per usual) and I pretended to be dead, (which I found more entertaining than I should have really.... :P).
Looified and got some doughnuts (God! They were like multiple orgasms in your mouth!!!), and licked sugar off the boys fingers, before going on Ripsaw. :D Well, three of us did, Crisp refused yet again.... >_>
So we decided to go at the back. Never again.... Well... Mebbe.
WE GOT SOAKED. And some water up my nose. Heh. :L

Wandered down the Spooky Pathway and finally started taking pictures. When we arrived, a really posh bloke in period dress was "rolling" in his drivable boat playing "club" music extraordinarily loud while singing along in his extremely posh accent.... XD We thought it was so hilarious. As he walked away, the guys sang along and, god, it was just, ah, so, heh. :D
Ran to the rapids. There was barely any queue so we got straight on. :)
The ride was great. Crisp got wet (finally), and at one point, smurf was a dick and scared me in the middle of a dark tunnel. Made up for it though by kissing me..... and then we proceeded to make out until the other people protested..... :P
So yeah. The picture was a little bit of a fail, but we had fun doing it. :)

Got off. Smurf played a "fishing" sort of game and after waiting for a while to get a single frog (containing 1 point) and a bit of banter with the stall person, he managed to get a little monkey in a banana. :P
Wandered back and watched some guys shoot water at people (including a "Weasley" look-a-like [basically a ginger kid]). ^_^ The guy who shouted that has become my hero. :P
More stripping ensued and we went off, planning to go back to the car.... before I was distracted by a guy carrying giant bananas. With MOUSTACHES!!! :O
Smurf wasted £10 on that basketball stand..... But later I paid £20 to get one off this guy..... It was a split second decision and I have yet to regret it..... :P

OH MAI GOOSBERRYS I HAVE A GIANT MOUSTACHE BANANA NAMED KENETH!!!! :D He rode with us on the monorail like a real gentleman. ^-^

After getting to the car and stuffing Keneth in the back with Smurf and I. I realise now that what we should have done is let the banana ride shotgun, then people would drive by and think they were going insane. :P
So yeah, took a few more photos as we headed back. Got back to Smurfs, his mother thought the banana was brilliant. And then we left, Cleugh and I in the car and the other 2 on bikes. :D
All in all, twas a pretty awesome day. :)

Cleugh and I chatted to Ninja on the way home. Mother was a bit hysterical when she first saw Keneth. Greg wanted to keep him. :D

I really did enjoy it. Really. Thank you to Smurf. ;)

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

Monday, 25 June 2012

Universities Galore. And small children.

School again. Though it was relatively okay. Lessons are fun and some of them hold my remote interest.

Monday entailed the Fridge-Freezer breaking down, winning at flute, and entertaining many small children all evening.

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On Tuesday (19th) it was the UCAS evening. Smurf came over and we watched the football together along with the rest of the "football gang" who always make the match 10 times funner. :P
I sat between Smurfadoodle and The Father. Every time the name "Gerrard" was mentioned I was surrounded by echoing choruses of "Steeevieee Geee" followed by "Gerrrard" in quite terrible scouse accents... and it cracked me up every time. XD
Anywho, the game was good. :) Winning meant we didn't have to face spain. Then again, now we're facing Italy.... Yeah.... Perhaps I can just support Italy now? I mean... I am quarter Italian..

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On le Wednesday, le New Girl came over. Her nickname hence-forth shall be Shelly. So yes. Shelly came over. It was the most fun I have had in ages. :P We walked le dog and went for an extremely long walk, touring round the village and talking about nothingness, but the conversation was still awesome. (I have no idea how, my stutter was playing up quite a bit that day! D:)
Uh, we got back, went up to my room... and just chatted. Literally. For ages. It was just.. yeah... drunken tales (from her) and embarrassing stories (from the both of us) and discussing interests and dislikes. I want to go rock climbing with her. :) She said she'd take me some time. ^_^ We also started discussing what we should do, and I 'm not too sure how we got there.. but, we came to the conclusion of: When someone asks "Do you want to watch a movie?" It means they are planning on stabbing you..... XD
After we decided that we should probably do something other than talk, we wandered down to the games room, only to be called for dinner. Which consisted of Scampi, Chicken bites, A single lamb chop, Three fillet stakes, some vegetables and milk. Oddest array of foods served in one meal... ever. It was pretty damn awesome. XD
After eating, Shelly and I went back upstairs and sat in my cuddly corner (not cuddling - that was obviously not allowed) and played some guitar. Well, I played guitar and she sang along. :D And then I taught her a two chords and we sang a song together that only needed two chords. :D I heart that song muchly. ('Anyone else but you.' In case you were wondering...)
Then she showed me this song and asked me to learn it for her. It is a great song (and every time I hear it I am reminded of the story of her singing along to it, while drunk, very loudly in the street, on a bicycle..... :P One of the best mental images ever. :D) so I shall try my best to play it.


So yes. It's about someone wanting to be cremated and thrown into London's drinking water so he can become part of everyone and eventually the world. >:D Muahahah. Not a bad way to remain on earth....
Uh yeah. We watched a couple of ASDF Movies and then Shelly departed. :(

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Owen came over for tea on Thursday... Which was reeeeally odd. It reminded me of the old Mondays when mom baby-sat him. He used to come over and we'd sit in the garden (in the summer) and just talk. I sort of miss that. It was those times before everyone was stereotyped into their cliques and I wasn't "uncool" to be with.... :/

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On Friday I went to the Birmingham University Open Day. :)
I didn't see anyone I knew but it didn't really matter.
We arrived a little late because mothers car was playing up. (She had to drive because Father got stuck in Germany the night before due to a huge storm. He had to sit on the plane for 3 hours before they told everyone that take-off wasn't possible... He got to a hotel at 1 in the morning [the close hotels were all full] and had to get back to the airport by 5. He got 2 hours sleep and hadn't eaten since breakfast the day before. I'm pretty sure dad hates his job. He want's to quit, but then mom wouldn't be able to go on holiday and she needs the sun - otherwise she becomes unbarable in the winter. >_>) Aaanyways, got a lift in with Embo who was driving to school anyways. I can't believe she's going to university next year! O.o
Uh, so yeah. The talks were excellent. Mother couldn't come in with me to the first one. And I asked a question!!! :D I actually put my hand up and asked a question, to an adult, in a room full of people. *proud moment*.....God I'm sad.
So yeah. Went on a tour of the Physio-therapy block which was pretty cool, though not quite as good as Bornemouth. It was still really interesting.
Father joined us at the Halls tour.
Most of them were great and in one the beds were actually huuuge. Well, huge compared to all of the previous ones. They all had good views. Pretty nice. So yeah. We also found out that at the top of each block there were apartments for couples to share, complete with double beds and wifi. (ooer) :P Wound Father up a bit with that information. XD
So yeah. All in all it was a pretty nice place. It's a toss up between bornemouth and birmingham as my first choice now. Originally it was Birmingham, but now I'm not so sure.....
Got back, at dinner and watched the fooball. Poor father was falling asleep. He missed a couple of goals because even though I shouted in his ear, he didn't respond. The only way to wake him was to tickle his feet. :P
So after the match, Embo and I carried on with a puzzle that the women of the house had been doing during the match.
We stayed up until 2 to complete it. At 1, we caught the 1'o'clock Hysteria and giggled manically about nothing for the next hour. XD We also became obsessed with pieces of the puzzle. Embo with chimneys and sky, and me with a single man sitting on a bench and the green pole "of doom" :P. And we suceeded! We left the mothers a little note too. :D

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So yeah. Left in the morning and set off for land of the Scouses.
Liverpool was great.
When we arrived we had a great chat with a couple of the lectures and I did some more chatting (to adults!). Went to a couple of lectures.
Someone stopped me on the stairs as we were leaving and said: "You were at Birmingham yesterday weren't you?" I must've looked like a deer caught in headlights as I nodded and ran away as fast as I could! :P I couldn't understand how I was recognisable. For Birmingham I'd been wearing a fairly normal jeans and hoodie. But at Liverpool I was wearing my "goth" look - complete with make-up and different hairstyle. It creeped me out for a while before I realised that I was wearing odd shoes both days: one white one purple... which probably gave me away..... :P
Went for a campus tour (without mother because of her bad heel) and it was amazing. Physiotherapy was situated in the centre of the "old university" buildings and the architecture was amazing. So cozy and awesome. I loved it.
Went for a Halls tour after that. God, it was hideous. All of the Halls were really ropey. Father said I could live in a house in my first year if I went here. That's how bad they were. Apparently they weren't worth the money they were asking for. But yeah. Apart from the Halls, everything else in Liverpool was awesome and I loved it.
Such a shame about the year 1 course. :/ If only there was practical placement in the first year, it would be my first choice, no doubt about it. Hmph.


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On le Sunday we went to visit fathers school friend and family. Mother saw what I was wearing and just shook her head... XD
So yeah. We arrived and shortly afterwards, I was dragged upstairs by Alice to play a game. She's 5. At first, she showed me where everything in her room was. And then we made a beach out of scarves. Then she wanted to play dress up, so she put on a fairy outfit and tried to make me wear a dog suit but 'unfortunately' it didn't fit me so she settled with me wearing wings.
Went down to eat our starter and then I was ushered back up to play again. This time she wanted to do my hair. Why I agreed I shall never know. So yeah. It was put into about 6 bobbles and made to stick out everywhere. And then I had to become a tiger.... >_> Complete with hat and tail. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life - I was dragged downstairs by a 5 year old, to show off my tiger suit to the rentals...
That mortifying experience was made fractionally better when Harley (the 3 year old son) used Le Brother as a climbing frame. XD I'm going to put up another picture because it was so funny... :D



Makes me laugh every time. What made it better was Le Brothers panicked face. XD You could just see the "What the hell am I meant to do with this small person?!" in his eyes. :P 
So yeah. We ate dinner and went back up to play another game. I changed out of my tigeress costume and we made a cat out of scarves, lego and hats. I must admit - I found that more fun than I should have. :L 
Alice became a tiger and forced me, Harley and Le Brother to be "rock stars". Seriously. For a 5 year old she was exceptionally bossy. :P 
Played hide and seek - again, more fun than I should have. I need to convince everyone to play hide and seek some time. It will be so cool!!! :D Perhaps at my birthday party....? 
Anywho, during that game, Harley pulled my hair and stole my phone. I told him off and he looked at me with his adorable blue eyes and said "I'm so sorry." and then proceeded to kiss me ...on the lips.... O.o One of the oddest experiences ever. I got child spit on my face. D: O.O
So yes... he kept my phone after that. I kept having to check if Smurf had texted me again, which is hard to do when a child runs away with it every time you get near enough to grab it. 
We ate desert [well everyone else did... It was chocolate mousse. :( ] and then returned to Alices room so I could become a witch/carpet monster combo and chase them around the house. 
I was extremely upset when father came up and told me we were leaving. Perhaps even more upset than the children! :P 
So yeah. We said goodbye after several hugs. 
Just before we left, Le Brother managed to knee Harley in the face and punch Alice in the eye. How the hell he managed to do so much damage in a short amount of time I shall never know. But what I do know is that he's probably going to come back as a fly in his next life for those actions. 

Got back to the house and watched the Italian Job. I forgot how funny it was. :P 
The match was captivating. Father was shouting like a fog horn in my ear. Plus every time he said "Gerrard" I was compelled to reply with "Steeeeviee Gee!" Damn my boyfriend. :P 
I also updated my status more than I have in a couple of months. XD But yeah. We made it all the way to penalties. Our luck just sucked from there. 
Ahh well. Not the end of the world... eh....? ....*proceeds to bawl eyes out and then tear off England shirt with nails and teeth*. Yeah. 
Talked with Smurf for a little while after he called me. Did a bit of puzzle while he showered, and then had an odd conversation with him which ended up very strangely... I actually have no idea what is happening now. But I've decided that if I don't hear from him today then I'll just have to accept that I can't go tomorrow, seeing as I have no lift. I hate Penelope. 

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So yeah. This morning I slept in until the fridge guy arrived. Started playing guitar again and completed the blog post. Talked to Smurf a little too.
Loaded the new fridge with mother and made toasties for the family (bar the brother who is at school... mauhahaha!) with the toastie pouches for the first time ever.... it was cool and I have no idea why. XD
I shall probably do some flute, and write my Personal Statement today. It has to be done some time. 

Bleh. 

Over and out, 

Gloves. xx

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Football and The Family

So, this week;

I went back to school.
It was actually better than I thought it would be. :P

On Friday I made a split-second second decision to go to Smurfs to watch the football. And then fretted about the bus all the way there.
I really hate how I get stupidly nervous at the most ridiculous of things.
Gah.
Anyway. Got back to his, uhrm... Discussed the whole "how am I going to get home" issue with his rentals and ended up trying to call my mother... several times, unsuccessfully, so instead I called the house and talked to my father.
Got several angry texts and missed calls from my mother so I just decided to remove my signal all together to save me from her wrath.
Then we played top trumps again? A lot.....
Ate McDonalds, which was yummy. I got a happy meal! :D
And I made a squirrel box and named him Terrence and started growing cress in him. His cress is growing nicely by the way. There is already a lot of green. ^_^

So yeah, went back to Smurfs room and did... lots of stuff... mostly in the bathroom... oui....
And then we watched DR. WHO!!! (The one with Amy and Vincent :P) I like that episode. :)
Until the football.
And then we watched the football.
It took til the first goal for me to stop getting distracted by random things in my mind. But then we screamed a little and sat right in front of the screen. :P
We shouted a lot. I feel sorry for peoples ears.
I also got something right that Smurf disagreed with so in his face. Bleh.
Uurghm.... Texted Emily and arranged a lift with her because she is a wonderful person and I love her.
And basically thats it.
Got home. Discussed the match with the guys and then went to bed.

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Only to be woken up at half 5 in the morning so we could get to Bornemouth on time for a talk.
It was terrifying to start with.
I had to speak to people on my own in a talk on my own. And I was freaking out just slightly.
But it went well... The talks were interesting and the tour we had with the Physiotherapy student was fantastical, I mean, the sillabus looks fantastic. Really "hands on - touchy feely". :)
We got a tour of the student dorms too, as well as the rest of the town. I swear there are like 60 million clubs in Bornemouth. I counted at least 10 in the places that we visited. The privately owned uni-club looks awesome as well. ^-^
I saw the see! I haven't seen the British sea for god knows how long... I think it was the last time I visited Kit... Which was.. sometime..... Yeah. Whatever. I like the sea. :)

So yeah, it looks great.

At 6 we met some of dads "new" family (who live in Bornemouth) and had dinner with them. I spent basically talking to Alex (my dads cousin) who is 32 and has the most adorable baby EVER(!) and Josh (my second cousin - once removed) who is 19 and extremely awesome. Hilarious, both of them. :D Especially Josh. He assured me we'd become great friends. ^-^

So yeah, dinner went smoothly and at about 8:30 we left.
Took us 3 hours to get back and I was shattered. I literally wanted to fall into bed and sleep immediately, but I was talking to Smurf and didn't want to say goodbye, it would have been rude.

So yes. Saturday was a great day. And I don't think I'm as worried about going to University anymore.... :)

Also, it was Kierbears birthday today! :P 17 years old! (Such a big boy now, I may weep *wipes imaginary tear from eye ;'D).

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Sunday.

I did nothing much of interest.
Watered the seeds in Terrence. They have little shoots now, and I swear I can see them growing! :L

Tidied my room and sorted out my iPod songs (finally) before doing some pattern tracings for my new projects.
I just have too many new ideas right now.
So much stuff to do with no time to do it in.
I want to make a duct tape dress and shoes.
I want to make a halter top.
I want to make some denim leg warmers.
I want to make a Hollie Doll. (Which I have now started.)
I want to knit my scarf and hat and Knitted Character.
I just don't know what to start first!
Plus I need materials to do all of the stuff so... on Monday I shall venture into town and raid the charity shops! :D

Urm... what else happened today?

I watched Arthur online.... because I wanted to...

I peeled potatoes and carrots for dinner.

Taught my Auntie Claire how to use Word and how to make a Powerpoint presentation. She didn't even know how to write in a text box bless her!

Ate dinner with Nan and Grandad and Auntie Claire and the family.
Grandad's still not any better. :/ Everyone is really worried about him. He can't even walk across a room any more without getting out of breath. :(

So yeah. Returned to my room and did more of the Hollie Doll while talking to people (Kierbear and I had a fantastical chat! :D) And Jassy and I decided that we would swap bodies for a couple of weeks. :P

So yeah. School again tomorrow.... Yay....

Over and out,

Gloves. xx



Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Burghley House Jubilee Picnic!

So, today was the (potenteally only) day that I saw the Queen in real life. And it was pretty damn epic. :P
Plus I MISSED SCHOOL! (Bam. :P)

Got up at 7. Moped about the house feeling shite for about an hour, before realising we were leaving in ten minutes, and therefore dressed in a lightly panicked manner, (managed to get away with wearing my converse though! :D).

Arrived at 9:30 and made our way to the V.I.P. tents to meet Sally and secure a space along the front row. The rain eased off and we eventually sorted everything out and chatted to Sally for ages. Seeing as she's married to Dominic (The Deputy Sheriff of Northamptonshire) she was able to call some Red Arrows guys over to get signed copies of programmes and such. {If Smurf wants one I may give it to him because I'm not really interested in the flying stuff. But bleh.} We ended up chatting to Barrie Ramsden for at least half an hour, if not more. XD He just kept giving us stuff so now I have posters, stickers, leaflets, booklets and programmes galore. He was very nice to us actually. :) Talked with Sally a little longer and discussed the Northants Tent (containing some shoes from the shoe museum.... >_>). Sally eventually had to go and mingle with the posh people, and therefore left us. A nice man stood next to us who was the driver for some important Sheriffy person and informed us of the Queens plan for the day (seeing as he was at the rehearsal yesterday). He was very nice and didn't go and mingle with the posh people for nearly the whole thing, so kept us updated with everything that was going on. ^_^

Anyway, we listened to the entertainment (the Big Band that Dobson was playing in ^_^) until the helicopter arrived. We watched Lizzy 'plant a tree' (shovel three scoops of dirt into a hole) and meet the family that owned Burghley House, before she rode past everyone in her car. We were at the tents so she stopped about 20 metres away from us so that the Queen could walk past each tent and greet people. So the passed literally 3 feet next to us! :D (She is short. Heh.)

So yeah, we had to wait a while for her to walk to her lunch tent and that was basically it... Yeah... We ate our lunch, and then stood back up to have photos and video taken and yada yada. Haven't been bothered to check the website and stuff yet, and I don't think I will. I was squinting in most of them. 


So yeah. Queenie came back out and stood on a podium while some guy made a speech, walked along beside the regular folk (us) briefly, and then left for Corby. :) 

Watched N perform (he was awesome) and then saw the Red Arrows and the... Blades? (I think... Something like that anyway.) perform some Aerobatics. That was veeeery awesome. :D 

Soon after that, we left to avoid the rush of people leaving, but we did manage to see the Spitfires from the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight at RAF... something... (Whatever. They were planes. Old planes.) ...do some flying stuff as we walked back to the car. ^_^ 
If I can be bothered I will put some pictures and videos on here one day... 

So yeah, an enjoyable day. 

Got back and walked billy (Still in my dress and stuff - slightly embarrassing...) and then went to Kettering to get a job. Hopefully, by next month I will have at least two jobs... but hey, we shall see. 

Urhm... Yeah... Ate, sorted photos, watched football and did some drama. 

I am happy about this day, very happy. 

Over and out, 

Gloves. xx

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Town on Tuesday

Pretty normal day.

Had Psychology, Drama and Chemistry today. And surprisingly they were all generally good, even chem! :P

Went completely crazy at lunch, had an absolutely amazing time literally talking with everyone, chatting and laughing at completely insane things. As per usual I cannot remember what the hell we were talking about, but I know it gave me a happy buzz, and that was nice. ^_^

Left school and walked to town with Le Twin and Nerd (as well as Jono and Tobias briefly. :D)
Went shopping for school resources, as well as dressing up in many very very very tall platform (neon coloured) shoes, posing for Hatter while she "worked" (looking up and laughing every 5 seconds :P). That was very fun.

TOPSHOP HAD NO BRAS LEFT! D: The bra rack was completely empty apart from a pink floral one and a black one... so I couldn't get undies :( (The rest of the shops were super expensive. Blehrgh.)

Got a lift from Hatters mommy to drop Hatters work off at Tresham and to take us to the bowling alley. There we waited for my mom, got changed, and used vouchers for "Free bowling and food for 6." So naturally we took the food and left... XD Twin and I had two burgers each... Yeah... We convinced ourselves that we'd burn off the calories by working extra hard at dance. And because we convinced ourselves so well, we ate a packet of haribo too... O.o We really will get fat. Ahh well. Dance today was funner than it has been for a long time. Basically we had a cover teacher who didn't realise we came from a different class and therefore couldn't understand why we kept doing moves in a slightly different way to the rest of them. :P And then she tried to 'baby' us. Which we both hated. Twas okay though, because we just carried on with what we had been taught regardless... as well as having a karate fight when her back was turned... XD I got so many dust patches on my arse!

Seeing as we were both buzzed up by sugar, when she asked what words meant, I kindof went mental and acted like Hermione Granger - hand shooting up and jumping around like a loon on loon tablets. She did pick me though... Which I felt good about. XD

So yeah. Came out and smothered Cinnamon for a while before getting home with Hatters mom.

Came back and immediately started my Doctor Who nails. ^_^ I like them a lot.

Started blogging and then went off to sort out my dress for tomorrow at mothers orders. >_> I don't want to wear a dress. I want to wear jeans and a t-shirt. Blah. So yeah, I'm wearing a blue and white stripy dress with converse (and spare heels if mother wants me to look smart). :)

So yeah. Nails done. Outfit done. Picnic done. And now it's shower time to wash me 'air. Yay.

See ya tomorrow Lizzy Windsor!

Over and out,

Gloves. xx




Monday, 11 June 2012

A Monday to Remember

So I am actually posting again... twice in a row.... odd.

I do want to start frequent posts again though. There is just something about sitting down in the evenings, knowing you have the time to just... think. And then put those chronological thoughts down into words on a web page that you can look at and think "So that's what I was thinking about..." I just like the relaxing way I can use my words to express myself, even if it's for my 'future self' to look back on and think "What the fuck was I on about?" But yes. I'm going to try to make this a daily thing again. Or at least once a week.
I can keep track of my life better then, because to be honest my memory is super crap, and if I don't write it down that day then all of the really deep thoughts and feelings are lost. And I like knowing about them. It helps me understand myself.

So here I am, again, trying to post about my days one at a time. Bam.

Today was the first day back at school. *Sarcastic yay* and to match the mood of pretty much every sixthformer, the weather was dismal. Arrived at the octagon at about 8:20 and even though the general atmosphere that the "hugging-rape-fest" created was actually quite cheerful, I was feeling pretty low.

That said lots of people made me laugh and it was a pretty nice start to the morning. Until the assembly... >_> It was ...dire. Just them droning on and on and on and on about next year and the importance of work and application thingys... Bleh. Did have quite a good poke war with Crisp though which made it considerably better. ^_^

Seeing as Drama was replaced by assembly, my first A2 lesson was Blodge, with the new girl Hollie. Naturally Miss. Cook planned our lesson to be collecting leaves. Outside. In the rain. Yeah... But the rest of the lesson went by pretty quickly as it was literally just a practice qualitative test paper. So quickly in fact that we were let out 20 minutes early. :)

Ate lunch and then retreated to the library for the entirety of the break. Nothing really happened during that. Apart from reading (in a library? No!) and playing a football game with the Smurf (carrying on the strategy that we started on Friday ^-^) So yes. The double free that followed was filled with Tobias and I chatting and playing Cut The Rope together (but separately at the same time.... yeah. iPad buddies! :P) though the free was cut short by an hour by a Personal Statement Mentoring Session. Which was surprisingly fun and happened to be short also. So Tobias and I continued our chatting about random subjects like Rule 34, the "wall ornaments" outside the school and sexual capacity. I think I offended him a bit, but to be honest, no guy can last three back to back sexual encounters. Even with self control..... I just don't think its possible. This is one of the times when I can say that I love being a girl... But that's it...

So yeah. Left school, had flute. Got away with doing my scales crappily yet again (how I have no idea) and hurried home to check the football score. Cooked dinner and became the "waitress" for fathers friends (¬_¬) and missed both the goal and the equaliser. Bummer.

Found out that I was going to the theatre tonight so I quickly checked the internet and got ready for the cold "secret location" we were travelling to....(?) Let me tell you.... the performance was... I just.... I can't describe.... Like... GAH!
At first it was okay, good even, and the singing was excellent. But then.. like... things got a little madder... One of the main actors stripped another guy COMPLETELY in front of us... and then dressed him in drag. My mind still cannot comprehend what I have seen tonight. I mean, apart from everything else, his 'equipment' was tiny! We were all expecting something better from the way he's built. I mean, both of the main actors were HOT. But yeah, a let down, and just embarrassing. And then a mother tore her son apart and ate his head. Ya know, as you do... O.o God. Seriously creepy. I shall have nightmares.

That said. This night will stay with me forever. And will constantly haunt my mind.

Over and out,

Gloves. xx


Sunday, 10 June 2012

Sundays. Boring as hell.

It was a Sunday today.
I did nothing of much use.

One thing I did do (which I should be ashamed about but I'm really not because it is SO much fun) is create a new Club Penguin account... Yeah.... XD Not many A-level student can say that now can they? :P
(Also, I'm a secret agent already. Booyah!)

So yeah. I spent the entire day alternating between CP and writing up my summer blogs from last year (finally!) It has only taken me a year to find the time to do them all. But they're up.
Typing them up actually replenished memories (and made me realise how silly I was being at the time). But yes. It has been a long day because of that and now my neck hurts.

Mother came back from her Hen Weekend bearing gifts of dresses and shoes.... at least 70% of it was pink and therefore unwearable. Shame. Though there is a nice red dress from Superdry which I quite like.

Watched some of the football games too. It was hard to ignore all of the football-speak coming from downstairs so I went to see what all of the fuss was about. Meh. Had dinner down there while I was at it.

ALSO I BOOKED MY BIRTHDAY!!! :D BRING ON THE 5th OF AUGUST! :D HARRYPOTTERSTUDIOTOURICANNAEWAIT! EEEEEEEEEK! I'm going with Zilla so its going to be even more awesome and I plan to buy as much merchandise as I possibly can. ^-^

School again tomorrow. On the plus side, Hollie is joining the school which will liven things up. :)
I have nothing to wear.
I haven't packed my bag.
Shite.
I hate A-Levels.

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

Saturday, 9 June 2012

Half Term Week:

SO! Back to school soon... :/

Had an excellent half term though :)

After the wonderful sleepover where we watched a number of wonderful movies and where I fell asleep (albit momentarily) in the wonderful arms of my boyfriend, Smurf and I bid the other two adieu and went to see MiB 3 at the cinema which was quite nice. Had dinner with my nan and gramps too.

Monday was the day of the Jubilee Picnic celebration which was fanctastical! :D We watched a lot of the drama entertainment (within which; Brian the Vicar was Bruce Forsyth, Mrs. B was Maggie Thatcher and Sabien was MJ. :P Classic XD), sang to great songs from the 60's, 70's, 80's 90's and 00's, and ate a LOT of food. Hung out with the Twin a lot towards the end too, passing a couple of cups of Pimms to one another as we swung on le swings (and that resulted in me spilling a lot of it down myself which she found VERY amusing... :P) So yeah. Went back to the house, watched a couple of songs from the concert while speaking to Jazzicles before buggering off to the pub for a couple of hours: where the singing commenced and Lot and I had a few more drinks. Unfortunately we got a call from Erin around 11 saying we needed to come back and watch Dr. Who with her and Le Brother (what a chore!) and alas we trundled home whilst rambling on about nothing much in particular.
Texted Smurf during the episode which kept me from freaking out (that little boy still scares me...) and that continued until we all got tired and went to bed.

On le Tuesday I WENT TO JAZZICLES!!!! :D Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It had been a long time and we were both very much looking forward to seeing one another again, and so naturally, being the introverts we are: as soon as we saw one another face to face we smiled, said "HI" and then looked away feeling embarrassed.... Yeah. That soon sorted itself out and we clamboured upstairs on our hands and knees (don't ask why because I don't know) and sat in her room waiting for lunch.
We took a lot of pictures up there.... :P
Lunch was nice, twas good to catch up with the whole family and discussing France made it seem much closer than it has done before, (EEEEEEK!!! :D)
Then we went swimming. Well, I say went swimming.... It took me half an hour to sift through all of the bikinis in my bag to find one that didn't strain over my boobies and actually covered my nipples.... 'Twas infuriating and I made a huuuuge mental note to purchase a new bikini soon.
Then when we got in the "wave simulation" started which meant that not a lot of swimming was done, more like wading through the water, trying to avoid the small children and pieces of foam thrown at you by the water. >_>
And then Jaz and I did do a bit of lane racing and stuffles, but then she had to get out and it got boring... so I did too.
We walked home in the pouring rain instead of waiting an hour for our ride back, and naturally, this was when my vagina decided to release AAAALLLLLL of the water it had absorbed from the swimming pool, straight into my panties, so it felt like there was an ocean between my legs... ¬_¬ Gee thanks body... FML.
Got bored when we got back, took many more pictures that were waaay too slutty to show people, before painting nails and watching Iron Man.
In the end it was a very nice day and we waved goodbye tearfully, realising that we would next see one another at the airport in France as she got off her plane (hence we have planned a wonderful reunion hug that will leave all of the Froggy-people sighing with joy ^_^).

WEDNESDAY! Uh... cant remember what I did actually... one sec....
Oooooh! okay, so. I cleaned my house a bit, and then spontaneously arranged for Smurf to come over which was nice. He'd just passed his Theory test which was great too :) So yeah, we didn't really do much... apart from play chess and made a cake, ate most of the mixture raw, (which was the most fun I have had in aaages - though I do insist that he started the mini foodfight... *glares*) and walked the dog and watched The Hulk while "other things occured" ;) oh! and mother forced Smurf into eating some dinner, even though he had some at home already >_> meh. It was a nice day. :)

RIGHT! So. The Wednesday before this Em had a "Girly Hangout" and we agreed that we should have a beauty day the next week HENCE here it was. And it was awesome. H drove us to Sophs and we talked mostly about awesome cars and Taylor Swift. Stations were issued: Nails, Hair, Legs, Face and Movies. WE WATCHED THE PRINCESS BRIDE AND IT WAS SO WONDERFUL! :D
So yeah. I waxed Ife and Sophs legs, epilated my own, and ate a lot of Haribo. Then Zilla put a face mask on me (with her wonderful piano fingers :P) and I started on nails while the others got their hair done.
On Em I did Pokemon, Sophie had an ensemble of blue, Carla had HP nails (what a surprise!), Ife had Minnie Mouse and Hannah: a very difficult card pattern because she's a bitch.... ¬_¬ XD
So yeah. We peeled off my face (joking that I should keep it flat and give it to Smurf the next day :P) and had some dinner. Then we watched another movie (Bridesmaids) and finished clearing up before planning our Europe Tour next year (!!!!!!!!!) :D IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME! :L
All in all it was a nice day :) I think we all had fun.
H and I had a nice heart to heart too about sexual experiences which was quite hilarious :P before I went to bed at 10 (so I could get up early to see my boyfriend....)

Friday, was an early start. I think I got up at 8.... Hmph. Had a shower and tried to make myself a little presentable... before I looked outside and literally thought "fuck it" before dragging on some clothes.
Mother was insisting on getting me there very early because she was going on a Hen Weekend so instead, when we got near, she dropped me off at the top of a hill somewhere and I walked the rest of the way. Because mom didn't care that I got very wet... D:
So yeah, got there 5 minutes early (I HATE being early, I'd prefer to be precisely punctual every time) and Smurf and I played some board games (quite unsuccessfully) for a little while before I let him win against me at Top Trumps. His mother called us down and drove us to town. We went shopping. I don't really like shopping, but actually it was quite nice. He got some new shoes and an England top and I got that bikini I reeeeeally needed, as well as some nail varnishes. :)
Had a toastie in costa with his mom and gran and managed to avoid too many awkward questions. :D
Got back to Smurfs house, his rentals went out, and I sortofnotverywell played fifa with him before he got bored of beating me spectacularly and we watched Coraline instead. And then an episode of Sherlock. :P
Stayed for tea. Then went back up and failed at practising fifa so gave up on that again and made out until it was time for me to go. Smurf finally used his final wish though... which I will either very much dislike or like immensely depending on my teaching skills... :P
So now the wishes to fulfil are: (ahem)
1. Marry Him (still can't do this one for a very long time so I shall just forget about it.)
2. Shower with him ('twill be in a couple of years at least, first I need to accept the concept in my mind.)
3. The wish previously discussed in the paragraph above this list.
So yeah. I walked up with him and waited for him to announce that he'd slipped some money back into my bag (I didn't want to let on that I'd seen him do it, and I plan to return it soon anyway when he doesn't expect it.. so bleh. :P) which he did eventually announce. Bid him adieu, acted surprised/annoyed (I should become an actor) and left.
Drive home was awkward and I went to bed soon afterwards, though I did bring my laptop with me because Smurf had reminded me of the blasted Sims game.
Got to sleep at 2. Damn that addictive game.

Saturday. I woke up at the ungodly hour of 6:25 to caddy for le father, in blustery winds that was literally rolling the golf balls across the green... O.o it was very strong and very cold. I was glad to be back inside. So glad I returned to my bed (still in my 5 layers) snuggled with my laptop, phone and iPad and stayed there until 1; when I moved to my desk and then sat there until lunch.
Came down eventually to sort out university shizzle and talked to Hollie (new girl on Monday) about boredom and school clothes.
Read many books and then watched the first match.
Collected fish and chips at half time and ate them before watching the second half. Reading more, and starting my blog. Finally found this website again after searching for several years! :D : Pencilmation.com
Watched the second match, played a flash game, carried on blogging and talked to Smurf.

Tomorrow is the last day of freedom... Shame.

Over and out,

Gloves. xx

Sunday, 3 June 2012

Exams are over and Enjoying life Immensely.

Had a wonderful weekend this week... :)

Just.... I want to find a way to bottle this happiness for when I'm feeling bad.

Thankies to Smurf, Zilla and Nerd. The lights to help me in the darkness ^_^
^---- (Cheesy yes, but idfownrieowvbrneowbre. Whatever.)

Over and out,

Gloves. xx