A pair of Gloves: July 2015

UPDATE TO COME. IN THE MEANTIME HERE IS A TEXTPOST THAT DEMONSTRATES MY CURRENT ACTIVITIES

The Epical Quotes:

Quotes from people who shape my life:

"When in doubt; eat a Mars bar. When in pain; eat three" :D

"Take a second to look awesome, time to go. Walk in slow motion (still looking awesome!)"

"Awww shes adorable! No, shes lost." :P "OH, we're lost. No, we're adorable!" :D

"So to conclude, you either look like a sexy male parrot, a sexy female parrot or a sexy gay parrot. Nice to know." XD

"How do I look?" "Hmmmm... Sexable." :P

"Now is the time to eat your socks!"

"There is a Taylor Swift song for every part of a girls life."

"I out-laughed myself!"

"We won't starve, we have Haribo and some coke *sniffs*."

"Grrr! Tis initialising its penis!"

"Ahh! I have sugar in my panties!"

"*Bus goes past* Moi: The men notice the panties, the women notice the Piranhas. Emily: What Piranhas?"

"The tube filled with liquid with the round end :D"

"Every time you push it in, a little bit more comes out."

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing Alone." - Andy Biersack, BVB

"All the hate goes to my dick." - AB

"kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" - Tom and I whilst tipsy

"Armpits are good, but crotch is better" ;) - Valentines Cup II

"Has anybody seen Jesus?! I need Jesus!" "Jesus is always with you Dlaka! In your heart!" - Valentines Cup II

A pair of Gloves