Work experience was fun :) I learned a lot actually. And I saw Xav for the first time in aaages. But yeah. Not much happened until I returned home..... to find KITKAT AND BRILLIANT IN MY HOUSE!!!
Thus commenced muchos screaming, hugging and talking about everything. We ate some maccaroni cheese (leaving the salad untouched) and started to musicalify the house with our guitars and ukuleles. :D
After a very serious talk about the "Hatter" situation we discussed nonsense until The Giant One and Hatter arrived, whereby we discussed more rubbish and took an uncountable number of pictures. Nothing much else happened after that. It was great seeing Sammywammy again. And Kittykat, she remains one of the first and bestest friends I have ever had... :/ I miss her already. :(
MEH.
On the crossover from Monday to Tuesday, I made Smurf "cry".... and being the silly person I am, I offered to be his Genie. XD After much deliberation, his final three wishes were:
1. A Handjob. (oh joy)
2. A "picture". (oh joy)
3. Marry him. (This one might not be that bad - it's a while to go yet XD)
Plus he offered to be my slave for 3 whole days (on the ones where we are together.) <---- This should be fun..... :D
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Tuesday 14th
Awoke at about 4:15am. Felt utterly tired... you would not believe how tired I felt, and cold.... very very cold. But yeah. Ate and stuffles and then we got in the car and started on our way to the hospital in Oxford.
We arrived, in the freezing cold, and were led through to a room, where we were told about what would be happening, including the fact that we would ALL be having blood tests..... O.o
Meh, The Mother and I were led upstairs whereas the boys were led straight off to the MRI scanners.
We arrived in the room where we were meant to have our other tests and I went first.
IT WAS SO COOL!!!! The guy, Jonathan, was great because he explained everything he was doing... made me want his job actually. :D Still. He gave me an ultrasound and a couple of other tests that kept me wired up and stuffles while I looked at the screen to see what my arteries looked like. UTTERLY AWESOME.
But yeeeeeah. After I was done we chatted for a while and called Mother in. I stayed because I wanted to see her get drugged up with Nitrus Oxide (laughing gas) - which I discovered is secreted in small quantities by endothelium to help with the cardiac cycle... :P - but soon after I had searched for her pulse (Jonathan let me have a go :D), I was whisked quickly away to downstairs. So quickly that I forgot my iPod, book, jumper, phone and bag. So I sat and waited in the waiting room with a clipboard for 45 minutes.... >_> I did actually manage to have a bit of fun for the last five minutes - by balancing the clipboard on my head, and then lying down and balancing it on my finger - though I got some very odd and disapproving looks from various people.... :P
I was collected and FINALLY got told what I was meant to do.... which also meant I had to change into a ridiculous hospital gown... >_> and remove my bra too.... urgh. Anyway. I had some numbing cream applied to both my elbows and one exploded over my arm so... more numbness for me! Yay! :D
I was then led to the MRI scanner where more stickery tab things were stuck on my boobies and after being sandwiched between plastical plates of scannerness and headphoned up - I was pushed into the machine.... O.o I don't remember much to be honest... just that I had to control my breathing for an hour and that it made me very sleepy when the loud noise came on.... It made me a little nervous actually, because it occured to me that I could actually have something wrong with me... and that would suck. Snfueinbgrieowgrwe.
I think I fell asleep part way through but I don't think it was that important... meh. I was removed from the machine and redressed before being escorted back upstairs to have an ECG and blood removed from my body O.o My top was removed once again but this time there were SO MANY FREAKING STICKERS!!!! They were all squidgy too. :P Anyway.... I looked like a cyborg when I was all wired up... I wish I'd gotten a picture actually because its probably never going to happen again... Hopefully not anyway.
BLOOD! The needle stung a little but it wasn't bad at all. Seeing it pour into those little test tubes was slightly creepy but it was actually quite fascinating. :)
After the family returned from whatever tests they were having and once everyone elses tests were done (and after father had finished freaking out about the needles XD) we sat around waiting for them to process the results. In this time, Jonathan and I had another long chat about hospitally things, and there was a power cut - meaning that it took even longer to process the results because all of the machines had switched off. D:
Read OotP while waiting. Saw the results which was seriously weird. I mean... I was watching the side of my body... yeah... O.o but they found nothing wrong which is a good thing I suppose... though it doesn't explain why I get out of breath all the time and tire really easily.... I'm just really unfit I guess.
Boring stuff like food ( - prodding our elbows with cutlery) and shopping. Texted Smurf in the car and I had to threaten my genie thing again, because he was being a sissy yet again. ;P
Got home and slept for a couple of hours while everyone else went out to Tesco and the cinema. Listened to a lot of loud music when I was eventually woken up by a phone call. Talked to Smurf on facebook... and was reminded that it was infact St Valentines day by being informed that I had a card... XD For some reason I was extremely excited... I mean... last year was the only time I had ever gotten a proper valentines card because every year before had just been Will and I fulfilling our promise to send each other one each year until we got a partner (each one becoming more spectacular than the last - it's been fun :P) but yeah. Needless to say I ran down to the post box, though I shouldn't have because the top wasn't exactly fit to be seen by public eyes... meh. :P
It was awesome ^_^ (even though it was all soppy and valentines-y) and I now have a completely pointless picture of someone shooting a butterfly stuck on my bed XD I kept looking in it every so often for no reason whatsoever - especially as I knew that it wasn't going to change. :3
Talked with people for the rest of the day basically - got introduced to Smurfs friend over the internet - and skyped with Smurf in the evening til the early hours of the morning - during that time I took a couple of adorkable screenshots of him. ^_^ It was a pretty fun conversation actually. :)
Ended in a few apologies though... I don't know why he does it really... I will do whatever I want and if him constantly asking me to do things was annoying me then I would tell him so, but I don't so.... I don't see what the problem is. Meh.
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Wednesday 15th
Woke up to a really sweet text from Smurf (even if it was an apology ;P)
Skyped with Smurf almost the entire day. :) Though he was a little upset in the morning :/ And I remember he had nice hair that day too. Listened to a lot of music and met some more friends of his via the internet again.
We looked through all of our photos too, which was really odd actually, to see all of the really old photos. :P
Talked with Jeff about drama for a while. I have that essay to do... and I really can't bring myself to do it :/ URGH. I hate homework.
Skyped a little with Stark after Smurf left after a while. That was fun. XD Though it didn't help me get any more of my work done.
And then I went and saw the play... "Oedipussy"... god... I am totally scarred. O.o Nakedness still haunts my mind. D: Still, it was the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY VERY long time. :3
Skyped Smurf til the early hours of the morning... twas fantastical :) We did some "house shopping"... XD
And I recieved a prank call several times, which was quite annoying indeed. But no matter, I now have someone to call whenever I need to do a prank call at a sleepover :P
(Also, Xav said hi again today..... twas a little strange to talk with him again... but meh.)
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Thursday 16th
Gave Smurf the link to my blog. Not too sure why, or whether I should have done it, but hey. Meh.
Did work experience again today. Sat around for most of the morning after pilates because I wasn't allowed in the consulting room... so instead I sat in the staff room talking to Andrew - a guy who works there - and trying to figure out how Hydrotherapy would help a patient recovering from 2 broken legs. That was okay I suppose.
Did Hydrotherapy which was pretty damn fun :D I got to be a clock and do the waltz in the water (though not at the same time... because then I would have to change my name to Cogsworth :P)
Got home at about 3:15 and did a lot of nothing til about 5:30 when I realised I had to get ready for the party in under an hour.... yeah. I really did rush around for about 1 minute like a headless chicken (before realising that I had just wasted a crucial minute by doing so...)
Hatter arrived and after I had done her hair and put on our masks and stuffles we left.... and got lost.... arrived in the end though. It was pretty fun too, though we had no idea who anyone was... damn masks! :P
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life occurred that evening actually.... and Hatter laughed for a full 3 minutes (I started counting after the first one) before running off to tell Le Cousin..... >_> I don't think I can bring myself to wear that dress again if every time I rave my boob falls out of it.... D:
Gah. And now apparently I like it doggy style (or that's what everyone thinks after the game of TorD.) Meh. Other ones could have been worse though, almost had to swap clothes with Zilla, which some guy overheard and found very amusing. :P
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanywho. Played Fruit Salad. Found out a lot about the people who I didn't know, and discovered a fellow Yognaught. *proud dance!*
Met some totally awesome people :D And talked with them for a very long time. One of them was a gay guy who Hatter and I had seen playing gay chicken earlier on.... they had made out for a full 5 minutes before Fred gave up and realised that Alex was in fact - very gay. XD It was seriously HOT. We were screaming internally. :P
So yeah, did a lot of talking, corner cuddling, hat sharing with another awesome dude (I stole his hat so he got a new outfit :P)
Alex starting showing how flawless he is (and it was seriously annoying, his only flaw is that he didn't catch a sweet in his mouth). He picked Hatter up one handed which was slightly scary and threw me over his shoulder at one point (which apparently showed Hatter my panties.... O.o) Uh.... more raving and general awesomeosity until we had to leave.
Skyped Smurf when I returned home. Had a couple of hyper moments but didn't embarrass myself to badly to begin with. Changed in front of him (well to the side of the camera) which was pretty fun. XD His face: priceless! :P
Had a small conversation with Frazer but I don't think he heard it (thank goodness).
And then he started to talk about my blog. Lvfneiwobvrewangrwgirseklfes. I just.... Died. My face was like a traffic light. Nfeionbreowrew. I don't think I could have been more embarrassed if I tried. Did a lot of swearing too.... entirely out of character. I really don't like swearing. Gah. This had to have been the most embarrassing day of my life.
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Friday 17th
LOTR DAY!
It was epical. End of.
Bubbles, junk food and Nerdy dancing and awesome quotations.
I wasted a good 14 hours of my life and I'm proud of it.
:D
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Sunday 19th
The last day of the half term:
And seeing as it was a day to be spent with Smurf - I deliberated over using one of my "slave cards".... but I didn't get round to it, so maybe next time. :P
Went to the cinema and bought tickets. Met Smurf (when he EVENTUALLY arrived ;P) and we watched The Vow. It was extremely sad, but just when it was getting to the "crying" parts, Smurf decided to point out that I was wearing owens trousers - making me burst into fits of giggles and ruining the mood entirely. XD
Got picked up by the father and returned home, to become slaves for my mother for a while by setting the table >_> We escaped eventually though :)
^---- the next bit of the afternoon sort of merges together in a sortof scuffuffle of stuffles. But it was basically just a lot of making out. :P And Smurf being adorkable. And stuff.... and more stuff... O.o HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT!!!!! :D :D :D *does happy dance*
But yeah. We got called downstairs to meet the family by my brother and thankfully we were in the bathroom at that time.... trying to cover up the red blotch on Smurfs neck XD nom.
Met the family, it wasn't really awkward at all. Ate food. Carried plates and shizzles. Sang happy birthday to my Nanny. :) And left the table once the conversation turned...sour. But yes... I didn't really mind, because Smurf and I went back upstairs and... "scuffuffled" again.... XD Wish we could have paused at that time... and so did he actually... :D - http://xkcd.com/162/ <--- (we need to remember to do this next time ;P)
And I told him about the nvfieowbnrwlrwe. D: Not too sure about it to be honest. Now I theoretically have no secrets from him, and that kind of scares me. If he wanted he could single handedly destroy my life..... :/ Lets hope we don't fall out.... Meh. Whatever. I adore him. He is pretty amazing. ^_^
Anyway. We timed it perfectly (which was slightly annoying) because we got up and then he left. :( *misses*
Afterwards I ran upstairs with another piece of chocolate cake until I was called down to say goodbye.... :P And then everyone started a discussion about how nice Smurf was :P (Auntie Claire even shouted out that "he was much nicer than the last one, and more good looking too!") <--- Yeah, be happy, the family has approved you. ;D
But yes. The rest of the evening went down with not many more interesting things - apart from the fact that GinjaSmudge confirming that she can indeed go to France with me!!!! :D :D :D Yayness! So that's good. :)
And Brilliant called me for a couple of hours because he had free minutes, that conversation was pretty uneventful.
Today has been awesome.
WATCH IT - TIS HILARIOUS!!!! :D
Over and out,
Gloves. xx
P.S. Still haven't done my Drama essay. Shit.
DOES THE DANCE!!!!!
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