So yeah.
Also, went to Twycross Zoo today ^_^
Texted Smurf and he was adorkable... :3
Texted Alex and got a full description of the kinky sex he had last night...... O.o I'm serious... It was worse than some of the fanfics I read...
Named several animals and made "chubby faces" at the windows to cheer them up. I don't think it worked.
Got adopted by monkeys who confused my hat with their mother.
Teased penguins with our fingers :P
Got "eyed up" by a sea-lion.
Found a tortoise jammed between two rocks.... we weren't too sure what to do about that... :P
Looked at sex swings on the internet - they are slightly creepy.
Saw an elephant produce a waterfall from its vagina.
Did ballet, it was relatively normal.
So yeah, my day was not weird at all.
Gloves. xx
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